DANNY FOR HIRE
EXPERIENCED DANNY FOR HIRE
SUMMARY: Experienced Dog Nanny for hire. Rates Negotiable. References from Elston available upon request.
Work Experience:
- Real Simple Magazine - Centerfold Model
- Being naturally leggy
- Being Stoic
- Being perfectly colored
- Sitting still
- Coomber Family Cabin - Lifeguard / Host
- Responsibilities include swimming in pond as well as greeting new visitors as they drive up the driveway
- Making sure Otis doesnt drown (on my watch)
- Making sure Buka and Elston do not swim directly after eating
- Pooping in Luke's suitcase
- Lyme Family Farm - Manager of Dog Related Events
- Responsibilities include making sure all 8 dogs follow dog event guidelines through methods of barking, running fast in a certain direction or growls
- Coomber Day Care Co - Assistant Barrone / Feline Monitor
- Responsibilities include making sure Welles does not leave his crib
- Alerting Meag and Mike when Welles cries
- Showcasing Welles' new toys or any available shoe to visitor as they walk through the door
- Cleaning all doorknobs after all chili-finger exits
- Tracking ALL feline activities next door and reporting them to Welles


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