DANNY FOR HIRE


EXPERIENCED DANNY FOR HIRE
SUMMARY: Experienced Dog Nanny for hire. Rates Negotiable. References from Elston available upon request.

Work Experience:
  • Real Simple Magazine - Centerfold Model
    • Being naturally leggy
    • Being Stoic
    • Being perfectly colored
    • Sitting still
  • Coomber Family Cabin - Lifeguard / Host
    • Responsibilities include swimming in pond as well as greeting new visitors as they drive up the driveway
    • Making sure Otis doesnt drown (on my watch)
    • Making sure Buka and Elston do not swim directly after eating
    • Pooping in Luke's suitcase
  • Lyme Family Farm - Manager of Dog Related Events
    • Responsibilities include making sure all 8 dogs follow dog event guidelines through methods of barking, running fast in a certain direction or growls
  • Coomber Day Care Co - Assistant Barrone / Feline Monitor
    • Responsibilities include making sure Welles does not leave his crib
    • Alerting Meag and Mike when Welles cries
    • Showcasing Welles' new toys or any available shoe to visitor as they walk through the door
    • Cleaning all doorknobs after all chili-finger exits
    • Tracking ALL feline activities next door and reporting them to Welles

 

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